If you just wouldn't....

...eat cottage cheese while having a conversation with me;

...grab the far lane without signaling after taking a left turn;

...say "I seen," "He come yesterday," or "It don't" in my presence;

...leave your stinking shoes on the living room floor;

...blatantly not listen while I am speaking;

...simply stare stupidly after I've given you a smile;

...walk right through without acknowledging my existence when I hold the door for you;

...well then,

THERE WOULD SIMPLY BE NO CAUSE FOR WAR!